The END!

April 4th, 2007 by loltothepower

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The end of truth!

March 4th, 2007 by loltothepower

Sigh its been such a disturbing week and tiring as hell! Things are starting to go downhill and I’m nearing suicide or rather banging my head on the wall till it hurts good!

1. I’ve been just so called " held " back from band practice just because I don’t go for the bloody practice on saturday. Well sorry but I have my dental appointment ( Thats what I say everytime ) I don’t have it everyweek but I’m always busy with tennis or my studies. I used to go for Wednesday practice but didnt know whether I should go. The leader of the band is okay I guess but I prefer Marvin. I mean come on, you dont have to post a FREAKKING FUCKING BULLETIN ON FUCKING FRIENDSTER to tell everyone …

Please be noted that the names listed
below are no longer a part of Seafield
Band and he/she will not be involved in
any Seafield Band events from 3rd March
2007 onwards. This members diminution
is dued to the incompetence shown. The
Management of Seafield Band will take
no charge on any consequences of this
diminution.
(* Self-diminution / Substitutional)

1. ***

2. **

3,4,5…. ***
10. Ng Jin Yang *

B.O.D
Seafield Band
2006/2007

FOR FUCKS SAKE. Don’t post a freakin bulletin here mentioning names! Its so embarrasing. Just post a note in the band room or something. You make it sound as if its something serious and want everyone to know! Fine I haven’t been going for practice on Saturday but you don’t have to humiliate me like that. Furthermore, the band member ( Im not mentioning names ) said one day there will be a meeting after our powerful and lively performance. And In front of eveyrone, she called me out. And she brought far away from the band and said I can’t be in the Drill team. And then I just took my belongings and left. And later, everyone was asking me what happened and its so heartbreaking to just tell them the whole story without stopping to take a break before I start swearing. And I don’t find the sense in them picking some juniors? They don’t know how to play, and they barely know how to march just like me. The band leader said I can’t join because I haven’t been attending band practice bla bla and I can’t march. Well I just kept quiet ( First time lol ) Well the juniors can’t march either?! … 

Pff, can’t wait to go to NZ next year or something, I’m so sick of living here.

2. My mum treats me differently WTF!! She comes back and yells at me even though I did nothing and she yells because of my sister doing something wrong. Gee, how fair. My sister does something wrong and my mum comes back and starts to shout at me INSTEAD of my sister and my mum swears and calls me Fucking Lazy. She calls my sister " Loves to Sleep,Eat and FUCK ".. And im like what the FUCKING hell did I do? She said she asked my sister to put all the fruits in a nice basket and to clean the toilet. I obviously didn’t know anything. And my mum just comes home and starts shouting " Clean your fucking shoes, fuck this fuck that fuck this " … Well I would love to fuck MY brains out with a gun if you let me mumsies! :)

3. My sister comes back and I was expecting my mum to yell at her but to avail. She comes back and my mum treats her nicely and starts to laugh with her and be all nice. She didnt even scold her! All she said " Did you get the basket ? " …

4. She ALWAYS treats me differently. She gets along fine with my sister but then she puts so much preassure on me and she dosent let me do the stuff my sister can do. My sister can talk about this and that in the house but whenever I wanna say something I’m just yelled at. Its so UNFAIR. This is as unfair as me cheating in my chinese exam ;)

5. My sister can stay up till 1 or 2 in the morning and just keep on typing ( which makes alot of SOUND at 1 in the morning lol ) and my mum dosent mind since everyone’s room is near the hall. And at around 11 or 12 my mum keeps bugging me to stop and go to sleep because my typing is so loud and she can’t sleep. My mum. A very very nice person right?  She is picking sides and right now, she’s on my sister’s side.

6. My father? Hmm well I do everything for him. What does he do for me? Get my useless stuff that I dont want. The only single thing I want was to have a phone for my birthday and x-mas present and he claims he dosent want to give me one because its unhealthy. Thats a really fucking sad excuse to tell me. If its so fucking unhealthy then why are you using it? Hmm lets see, my dad, left us like 5 years ago and resides somewhere in damansara. But he still talks to us and takes us out for dinner and stuff and its nice and all. Sigh I should stop pleasing my dad. I quit Archery because he said I don’t sweat enough and im learning tennis which I don’t fancy so much. My dad is supportive though. I want a phone! ;(

7. My mum isnt supportive at all. She dosent watch all the movies I made. My friends and other family members support me even more than my mum. She claims its all the same when its not. She dosent care about me making movies and she thinks its wasting time. She thinks I go on the computer 24/7 and NEVER studies. Well I do study , when she’s not around because I’ll be too fucking distracted to fucking study in this stupid house which she NEVER cleans. She always says " Bla bla bla the house is so messy I work from 7 am to 10 pm " Bla bla bla… Who CARES if you work that long? Dosent mean you neglet being a mother?

8. I walk home from school sometimes because my mother is to lazy to fetch me from school and I had to use my friends credit like RM 5 to just call my dad and sister to ask them to pick me up and then call my mum and begged her to pick me up.

My family is really screwed up! :) And I love it. Because I love the feeling of being called stupid or fucking lazy ;) It really supports me even more to fail my PMR! :) Way to go! GREAT PARENTS! :) You guys are welcome to come visit my house no problem. My mum just acts innocent and minds her behaviour but wait till you see what happeneds behind closed doors. ;)

If I get flamed for this I don’t really care honestly ;)

Love,

Jin xxx

P/s I should see a therapist / shrink :)

A Squirrel Ate My Telephone Line

February 13th, 2007 by loltothepower

One fine day, as I was in the house after recovering from a long journey back home, I stumbled upon something bright with three dots. I slowly approached it, I was really careful not to touch it and to just observe what the blinking light was trying to tell me. It was something out of this world. Something I have never encountered in my whole fuzzy life. I slowly knelt down, made sure I had 999 on my speed dial, and wore protective gloves. I approaced it even more. I looked at the first light, above it is written PWR…in my head…I was thinking. Could it be Pawor…nope…Pawor is another name for Sim Shie Mun…could it be Pekwurst…no thats " Spiked didldo " in gibberish. Hmm what could it be?…

Then as bright as the sun the light bulb above my head shines! PWR means Power! Then as I blinked I looked at the second light…it was LAN…could it be Lonely And Naughty?…Could it be some foreign language? Nope it was my local area network. And it was working fine.

Fianlly came the last blinking light….DSL…it blinked for awhile then it went out….blinked for awhile again then went out… I was set to find out the cause of this. So I knelt down once again…and crept slowly the the telephone line. I pulled it and pulled it and pulled it until I saw one end of it bitten off by some kind of animal! To my horror I screamed out words of pain and sorrow. My internet was gone for the day. I was very depressed and almost knocked my self unconcious with the telephone. I needed help quick, so I dialled 999 but NO! The telephone line was dead! No internet! *Scream*

Okay okay, drama aside, yes a freaggin squirrel ate my telephone line. First it bit the telephone line upstairs then it went downstairs to continue and ate the spare telephone line I have in my study room to finish it off.

So then we caught the squirrel and drowned it ;) Revenge is sweet when its served cold !

I, I know what you did

January 16th, 2007 by loltothepower

Its funny how people just try to act all friendly in front of other people. But behind your back they just rip your guts out and betray you like the sucker you are. How foolish was I to think that a friendship like that could last? Clueless of how cold and crude you really are. I finally see your " True Colours " and it blinds me till this day. No wound can heal without you saying something or doing soemthing to make it worse. You have left a scar in me. A scar that will never heal nor fade. Go away.

How I yearn for this to stop but no, I can’t. Cause I already killed you. Killed you in my thoughts. Till this day, I will never forget your name, never forget how you smell, never forget how you use to look at me with those big glaring ugly eyes and give me the coldest look I’ve felt in many years, or maybe in a lifetime. To you, I am nobody but a pawn. A pawn in your little conquest to achieve your goal. You used me. And now I’m going to use you. Be very prepared. I will hurt you just like you hurt me. Never go to sleep knowing the next day you’ll wake up. Cause when I’m done with you, you’ll regret even waking up.

Never ever dare you stop thinking of me. Never ever dare you think of me as nobody. Never ever dare you think of answering back or fighting back. Because if you do, you better keep all those close to you, very close indeed. You will never forget this year. This will be a good year for me, and a bad year for you. Thats life.

I bid to you farewell. With a tap on your shoulder, rather a shove or a really hard push. Don’t stand in front of me. Cause to me, your just Nothing at all.

LOL I’m just Joking. I just made that up cause im so bored. Maybe I should start writing a book. Something like the OC or One Tree Hill ! Except less indepth and more Malaysian slangs. Haha, think it ought to be " Hey why you push me leh? I very de sad leh!! Don’t be like that lah!!  Me no like you push-push me wor!! " Lol no offence to anybody. I’ts just a joke and I do type and speak like that so no worries.

Wow who thought PMD would be such fun! Comment cards is a good idea. Finally the teacher thinks like a human and not some robot teacher anymore. Carmen wrote : Vanessa Lover / Shin Yee wrote: I’m Horny. Want a free blowjob? ( Wtf!! LOL! ) And someone thought I was in love with the other Vanessa in the school. ( Puh-leeze! ) Lol everyone was like, Who wrote Blowjob? You giving free blowjob? Lol and im like " Shin Yee wrote it on my back! "

Lol you guys really thought all the shit I wrote really happended? Tell me tell me!! Haha remember , everything I wrote up there is fake. Its just a teaser!!  Thanks to everyone for commenting and writing on my comment card today! See you. Shizer!

I leave you with Bao Ming… Not the really Bao Ming cause I want Bao Ming. A phrase I made for Bao Ming.

Bao Ming, Breate him, Smell him, Live him!

All the best tata !

Wo ai ni,Badawi,

Wo yao diu ni Badawi

Wo men…err…*shin yee and carmen come in*… sawi,

Wo…* shin yee and carmen come in * …diu zen ni !!

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Vanessa Carlton … Vanessa Carlton … Vanessa Carlton …

Boom Boom BOOM

January 6th, 2007 by loltothepower

I just got new speakers ( Altec Lansing ) and they were so uber cool at first, started to play all the songs with upbeat bass *Boom Boom Boom* Then after a few minutes I got bored and anoyyed. I NEED…NEED…NEED to figure out how to reduce the bass. I can’t take it no more. * Boom Boom Boom * But its a cool way to piss your neighbours off though.

Aunt and cousin from Germany are here! They are so cool! My Aunt drinks non-stop until she’s drunk (seriously) and my cousin speaks German,Englsih,Mandarin, and Japanese. I feel so inspired to learn Mandarin now… NOT. German words " Shizer " means " Shit " and "Fik-theigh" means Fuck You.

So I went to watch " Curse of the Golden Flower " . Not bad. Kind of cheesy dialogue ( But hey what do I know since they bloody screened it in Kantonese ) So I just read the sub-titles like what any B-A-N-A-N-A would do as well .Acting was GREAT SUPERB PERFECT! I love Gong Li. Surprisingly Jay Chou CAN ACT! Its kind of funny though, let me list down all the people that were killed.

1. The eldest son

2. The second son

3. The youngest son

4. The eldest son’s lover died

5. The eldest son’s lover’s parents died

6. Some cool ninja’s died as well ( Aww damn )

7. The army on the emperor’s side died as well

8. The army on the emperesss side died wearing  a yellow flower

Over all, its cute, its nice, its something you would find in one of those over-rated and over-priced DVD stores BUT the plot sucks. It just ends with a cup of medcine spilling in a circle. ( What the Hell? ) I give " Curse of the Golden Flower " a 3 out of 5.

We had a problem entering the cinema cause they saw me bring my camera inside. and we were already late as it is. So I was like " WTF "… But I had to bring my self to surrender my precious lovely camera. Here’s what I almost said.

Manager : No cameras allowed sorry

Me : But , my cousin’s from Germany and we’re running late

Manager : I’m  sorry its the cinema’s rules

Me : Okay…* Grumble *

A few minutes later

Manager : Okay , here’s the slip you must present to get back your camera.

Me : Okay " Fik-theigh " . Owh thats Thank You in German.

Lol I really wanted to say that. Caused earlier he said where my cousin was from ( Reckon that ugly bastard with an eyebrow thats the size of his feet  was crushing on her ) and she replied Germany. So yeah something to think about.

Going to go to Singapore with my friends. Can’t wait for the flight there ( Just because we’re looking foward to seeing how our other friend acts in a plane since its her first time! ) Camera is on Stan-by captain :P

Thats all from me. Imma bounce.

Pilot Ahoy!

December 10th, 2006 by loltothepower

Just got back from my long-haul ( long-ass ) flight from Italy. Well I went to Paris then to Barcelona then to Milan. Was one heck of a flight. Here are the details of my interesting flight .

1. Arrived in Singapore to take flight to Paris, the plane was so old it makes my grandmother look like she’s 20! Seriously, well there were some difficulties as in AIR CONDITIONING NOT WORKING ( @%^%* ) Hmm, funny think I lost a few pounds in the airplane due to the intense heat. It’s like an "In-Flight-Sauna".

2. Furthermore, the power went out 2 times! Which made it very dark. ( Which scared the living hell out of me ) I mean  like, what if the blackout happens during the flight!?!?!?! *Spasm attack* But the blackout happened when we’re on the ground ( Thank God )

3. On my way to Barcelona, I think the pilot was an ex-stuntpilot/military pilot , therefore he pulled into a very sharp take off position and it was so bad I cursed half of the way there. Bloody Pilot needs to renew his licence. Oh wait, maniacs like him don’t need a licence to fly an airplane that sells air tickets for only $0.01 ( Im serious )

4. I sat in the new Economy class in Singapore Airlines! ( Yes I know I know I should’ve taken Malaysia Airlines but you try getting a ticket at this time of the year when all the yuppies are booking the tickets like 39857945729457 years before they even fly. ) Sinagapore Airlines was surprisingly good. Word to all Malaysians, YES SINGAPOREANS CAN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH. And that’s English with an " E " not an " I "

I miss people there in Europe, they are so down to earth and kind even though 3/4 of the time I don’t understand what they’re saying.

It’s so cold in Europe, I could make a cup of tea and 5 seconds later it’ll turn cold. Lol nah, I’m just joking but it is COLD! Besides me getting a huge pimple, I really enjoyed the trip! I encourage everyone to get out there and travel! Don’t worry about Internet since they have Internet service like everywhere! You Won’t even miss a thing on YouTube.

Anyways back to sleep, ugh JET-LAG!

Random Pictures of the Day:

Feral Rock Pigeon beside Weiming Lake, Peking University
Random Thoughts of the Day:
1. Pigeons
2. Speedos
3. Dolce & Gabbana
4. Bread
5. Rectum

Touch Me Not

October 24th, 2006 by loltothepower

It’s been awhile since I actually cooked REAL food… for example rice. Ugh, found so many damn beetles in the rice container! I didn’t realise they’re the size of a 1 sen coin until they started to crawl up my arm. I know , I know , I’m a guy so why should I be afraid of bugs, the answer is… Estrogen! Anyways back to the drama, so I ran around flapping my arms like a crazed and retarted person. I managed to get them off but not away from the rice so I did what any normal person would do… KILL THOSE SUCKERS. I just drowned them in water, would’ve opted to burn them and or roast them one by one. I did that to ticks on my dogs!

Funny thing about children, they are disgusting, they talk with they’re mouth full, they break glasses, they break the sound barrier ( AMAZING ) BUT the good thing is, they were sitting outside the restaurant and I was sitting inside. So when it rains, it pours as you know and when it pours children tend to get wet or I would rather say " wet themselves ".

Hmm, I downloaded this movie making thing. Left my computer on the whole night just to download in. Now when I woke up, I hoped this movie making thing would’ve been much better than Windows Movie Maker but to avail , this movie making thing is soo good I don’t know how to use it. It’s so complex. And I can’t uninstall it ( Bangs head on keyboard… ikugiogjwe;a;t[oklnl;,fkjnaoij ) There are buttons everywhere, and long lines and stuff at the left, and they even have 100 new video effects and transitions but I don’t know how to put them on my clips let alone import a clip. Sigh, sometimes I feel like I’m having my period. ( Oh my gosh I actually said that )

Youtube, just saw a Helena Video its awesome. Search for it since im too lazy to give you the link! :) Tags are " Helena Sims ".

And yes many of you ( You as in Li Jane and Sue-Anne ) have been asking about Bao Ming… Lol nothing I just think he’s HOT. :P

Oooh, just thought of a new random thing too! Random pictures !!

Todays Random thoughts :

1. Bao Ming

2. What type of soap Bao Ming uses

3. How Bao Ming smells like when he wakes up

4. Has Bao Ming ever licked a cat?

5. Apple pie. ( Wonder if Bao Ming likes Apple Pie… Hmm.. )

Male tick Ixodes ricinus Scarabaeiform larva of the cockchafer, Melolontha melolontha

First two are ticks while bottom cute little slug thing is a random picture :)

I Smell Money, No Seriously

October 23rd, 2006 by loltothepower

My friends are getting jobs ( Good for them ) and I’m sitting at home blogging ( Which is good in this case ). Ah, how I wan’t a job but not right now. I want to get a job at a bakery! You get to steal food and spit in the food if you see someone you hate like Sim Shie Mun. Oh damn, if Sim Shie Mun comes imma get going cause she’ll be eating her way to "a better place" … anyways its best if I leave cause then she might get stuck in the shop OR get her stubby fingers stuck in the cash register OR get her big ass stuck in the toilet boil and we have to get oil and butter to get her out. YUCK. - Goosebumps - We might as well cook her since she’s covered in oil and butter. Bet you we can make 1000 pie’s out of her. Don’t think it will sell much due to her smell.

I cooked tomatoe sauce today! Went well with bread. Except this time I took the easy way.

Yang’s Tomatoe Sauce:

5 tbsps of Ketchup ( The bottled kind, NOT the one’s you get free from Burger King, Trust me I tried that. I’m so cheap )

Random spices or anything you can get your hands on ( Tumeric , garlic etc )

Dump everything inside and cook on a high fire for 5 mins. Eat with bread and make sure you have a cup of water next to you or a bucket to throw up. I will not be held responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by my " Tomatoe Sauce "

Sigh.Youtube time. YOUTUBE! Yeah anywyas I made a new sim movie. I hope ya’ll like it. Its about this guy who does anything to get girls into bed with him. So then he leaves them and the girls seek revenge. Sounds like " John Tucker Must Die " And no I didn’t steal the idea, I made this a few weeks ago. But didn’t have time to complete it and edit it. Speaking of John Tucker, watch IT! Keep an eye out for Sophia Bush kissing another GIRL! And look out for Jesse Metcalfe in a THONG.

Random thoughts of the day:

1. BAO MING

2. Bao Ming

3. Bao Ming’s Mum

4. Bao Ming’s Dad

5. Bao Ming in the toilet

World Trade Center

October 20th, 2006 by loltothepower

Finally, watched a GOOD movie in like what? … A few months? " World Trade Center " Is good and touching. Although I didn’t cry because I’m a robot, some people cried like hell… Good Movie, Good Plot, Good Actors, Good Seatings, Good Price, Bad Audience BAD! Group of ugly chinese boys made so much noice. Freakin made lame jokes. For example

" Finish, lets go back ha-ha-ha…. *When the movie was getting good* "

" Ha-ha-ha *talks in Mandarin* Ha-ha-ha "

" Answers call * talks in Mandarin* Ha-ha-ha "

" Ha-ha-ha"

" Ha "

" Ah!!!!! "

Hope he chokes on his popcorn! Owh wait he did…almost…damn it.

Went shopping with mumsies today for about 11 hours or so… 1 hour caught in traffic jam due to trafic lights being knocked out by the sheer size and weight of Sim Shie Mun. I’m surprised there isn’t that many pot holes on the road due to Shie Mun.

I missed by baby, Youtube. Youtube! I miss Youtube. I miss Youtube. Ugh wanna go now but I wanna sleep. Anyways yes you should see my eyes right now. Red and ugly. Roar.

Behold, random thoughts of today.

1. Bao Ming

2. Milk

3. Rectum

4. Mouse Pads

5. Bao Ming

Random-ness meets Me

October 18th, 2006 by loltothepower

Random-ness and I go hand in hand. Just today, talked about random stuff like polka-dots, underwear (Thats not random… but owh well… its worth mentioning) .

Tomorrow is the final exam! Yes the final of the final exams ends tomorrow * Jumps around * Thinking of what I’m gonna do after the exams, Youtube!

Life’s brief candle - Willian Shakespeer ( I’m sick of it )

This boring poem comes out in every stinking exam. Most of the questions are the same.

" Life is like a candle, Signifying nothing "

Well I would love to stuff the candle which is signifying nothing up your ass. Jeez, since your poems are so "deep" and full of sorrow, go kill yourself ( Oh wait! He’s dead already. )

On the way back from school, there’s this guy ( 20’s ) looking at me from his car. And he was looking at me with this "horny" face. So I did what I had to do. Look at him with my "horny" face. In the end, that wasn’t a wise decision for he started to respond to my "horny" face. I just looked away. Would’ve love to give him the finger if it wasn’t for the door locks in my van not working.

Teachers are blind. They don’t seem to notice whats secretly going on at the back of the class. My friends and I were copying! They just look at the sky as if the sky can make them fertile again. ( Which is disgusting )

And we have come to an end of my blog for today.

Random thoughts of the day

1. Bao Ming

2.Cookies

3. Toilets

4. Anus

5. Bao Ming ;)